4.20.2012

why i don't go to the zoo

the emu has pneumonia
the crocodile just sneezed
the anteater looks nauseous
the wolf has lots of fleas

the antelope has measles
the penguin has a cold
the monkey is allergic
to peanuts, dust and mold

the python's rather wheezy
the ape just broke his thumb
the zebra has a blister
the lion's feeling glum

the rhino has a headache
the hippo has a flu
and i'm a hypochondriac
so now i have them too

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